ELEVEN COMMANDMENTS OF ORKUT !!

ONE
If you’re ugly, stop acting like you don’t know it & stop using cute
nicknames. The captions under your picture that says “top model pose”,
“sexy”, “arnt i hot” doesn’t convince anyone.

TWO
To the people who have like over 1000 friends, are you serious? Nobody
in this universe can keep up with that many friends. You’re just
stupid. Go play in traffic.

THREE
If you’re real pretty, dont approve all friends request and bitching
later on how u hate getting stupid comments & messages. You’re the one
who approved them in the 1st place!! Be realistic on what u’re getting
into!!

FOUR
Don’t ever post pictures and say “OMG, I’m so ugly” “OMG,I’m so fat”
because if you were, you wouldn’t post them.

FIVE
Stop peeping others scrap book to see wot that guy or gal have
conversed. Also stop being a Tomboy looking for hot chicks in others
profiles.
(vice versa too)

SIX
Writing tons of scraps a day, begging people to send a testimonial,
etc.. ” IS PATHETIC & IMATURE. ” .PEOPLE WHO ACTUALLY CARE ABOUT YOU
WILL
SEND YOU TESTIMONIALS.. Pls dont junk others scrap book so to get your
scrap figures multiply!

SEVEN
If all your pictures look the same, don’t post them all. Please put
some variety in your pics. Nobody wants to see your face 10 different
ways.

EIGHT
Who really cares if I/U don’t accept you/me as a friend? MOVE ON!!!
Don’t send me another request or message asking “what’s up with you not
adding me?” I don’t want you as a friend; that’s what’s up!

NINE
Little 6th graders, go somewhere else because nobody wants you here and
than Orkut, you have better things in dis world to get addicted!

TEN
Nobody cares about threats over the internet. Don’t try to act hardcore
with the keyboard. Fighting online is like racing in the special
olympics; even if you win, you’re still retarded.

ELEVEN
If you get a scrap message and it says something like “repost this
within 100 seconds or a ghost will rape your dog tonight!!,” IT’S NOT
REAL!!QUIT BEING AN IDIOT!!!!!!!!