Soft Crow

Plugin to the joke :P

Q: What did Kate name her pet crow that had very soft feathers?
A: Mycrowsoft (Microsoft)

Sinning Crow

Q:Wat would a crow do when he commits a sin?
A: It would take a CROCIN

Dost

Chup rahoon toh kehti hai attitude
Baat karoon toh kehti hai shut up
Ya Khuda ye kaisi dost hai meri
Kehti hai chit bhi meri pat bhi meri